Basically the only comic strip that I read in the newspaper anymore is Get Fuzzy. Everything else reads like recycled garbage, but amazingly Darby Conley manages to be funny almost every day.
Lately he's been running a storyline with a new character named Shakespug, a pug wearing a rubber kitchen glove like pants who recites/butchers Shakespeare. It cracks me up. Anyway, I just drew this one up real quick today (couple of hours) to celebrate the ridiculousness of the comic.

Get Fuzzy is copyright of Darby Conley... I think.

Edit: I changed the color of the bone to red to make it look rubber, and give it all more of a domestic feel. I think it's funnier that way.