Anime

A concept I've had floating around my head for quite a while. I couldn't figure out how to make it work until I remembered about one of my obscure creations named The Corduroy Ninja. ([link])
Have you ever noticed how anime heroes always pull that ridiculous stance after they kill someone, and they hold it for a moment regardless of the fact that they are surrounded by enemies? Well, I sort of exaggerated that. I also exaggerated a bunch of other stuff that bothers me about anime (huge hair, sword the size of a Buick (get it?), weird animal ears for no reason, really feminine hands, symbols around their head that mean nothing, lack of background except for occasional gradients, etc.)
I really don't like anime.